WE JUST GOT "BERNANKE'D"
The big news this week: President Bush disappointed the 
wags by refusing to appoint his personal tax accountant to 
the Federal Reserve. Instead he chose Ben Bernanke, the 
renowned Princeton man. With a cheery glint in his eye, a 
pleasing teddy-bear persona, and solid real-world 
experience under his belt, Bernanke is well-respected on 
both sides of the aisle. He is a John Roberts, not a 
Harriet Miers.  Thank goodness for that at least.
What shall we say of the future fed head? It is probably 
easiest to let Mr. Bernanke speak for himself, as he did in 
this November 21st, 2002 speech:  
“Like gold, U.S. dollars have value only to the extent that 
they are strictly limited in supply. But the U.S. 
government has a technology, called a printing press (or, 
today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to 
produce as many U.S. dollars as it wishes at essentially no 
cost. By increasing the number of U.S. dollars in 
circulation, or even by credibly threatening to do so, the 
U.S. government can also reduce the value of a dollar in 
terms of goods and services, which is equivalent to raising 
the prices in dollars of those goods and services. We 
conclude that, under a paper-money system, a determined 
government can always generate higher spending and hence 
positive inflation.”
That sums things up nicely, no?
As the late-night infomercials say: “But wait, there’s 
more!
In off-the-cuff email discussion of the Bernanke 
appointment, my colleague Chris Mayer called attention to 
this quote from a 2004 Bernanke speech:
“We believe that our findings go some way to refuting the 
strong hypothesis that nonstandard policy actions, 
including quantitative easing and targeted asset purchases, 
cannot be successful in a modern industrial economy.”
In everyday language, “targeted asset purchases” translates 
to state-sanctioned purchase of private assets in the event 
of a crisis. Such action would not be unprecedented, even 
for a modern, democratic, free-market economy. Hong Kong, 
that bastion of bootstrap capitalism, did it openly and 
brazenly in 1998. (Type “Hong Kong market intervention” 
into Google and you will get some interesting hits.)
So. In Bernanke we have a man who is well respected in 
economic circles, readily accepted by the political 
establishment, and almost universally hailed by the 
cognoscenti as the next steady hand on the tiller. And yet 
this same man has talked openly of letting the printing 
presses rip, Latin-American style…and if that fails, 
letting the 8,000 pound gorilla of government wade into the 
private sector, nationalizing assets for the public good.   
I do not say this mockingly: God help us.
It’s easy to become agitated over the words of a single 
politician (and make no mistake, the supposedly “neutral” 
federal reserve is packed with political animals), but the 
reality is more complex. Greenspan presented the image of a 
powerful wizard, but he was always more of a showman. The 
same will be true of Fed Chairman Bernanke, only more so.  
The new Fed Head will wield immense rhetorical power, much 
as the old one did, but at the end of the day he is just a 
bagman.  
Fund Manager John Hussman makes a powerful argument in his 
piece entitled “Why the Federal Reserve is Irrelevant.” 
One of Hussman’s key points is that the Federal Reserve 
essentially shifts assets around, employing an elaborate 
charade of smoke and mirrors in the process. US Dollars and 
US Treasuries are interchangeable, and it is the Federal 
Reserve’s job to determine the ongoing ratio of one to the 
other in the marketplace. But because the Fed long ago 
ceded control of the fractional reserve lending system, it 
has minimal say in the creation of dollars beyond the 
monetary base. And because the Fed has zero influence when 
it comes to government expenditures, the total amount of 
Treasuries in circulation is out of the Chairman’s hands 
also. Thus the fed attempts to manage and massage the 
supply of money and credit, but does not control it in any 
real way.  
At the same time, the Federal Reserve is clearly not 
irrelevant. The Chairman’s rhetoric and stature have 
obvious psychological weight, the force of which is very 
real, and Fed positioning can strongly influence short-term 
market movements. In the past I have compared the Chairman 
of the Fed to a jockey riding a docile elephant. The key 
thing is maintaining the illusion of confidence and 
control; much of the game is psychological, for elephant 
and observers alike. Under normal situations, the jockey is 
genuinely capable of directing the pachyderm this way and 
that. But when real panic breaks loose? Forget it.  
When it comes to America’s financial situation, Mr. 
Bernanke knows he will be weaponless at the extremes, 
tossed about on the wind and the waves like any mere 
mortal. Perhaps this is why his past speeches have talked 
openly of such extreme measures. Anointed as Chairman, Mr. 
Bernanke cannot turn down his shot at greatness… but he 
knows in his heart of hearts where the dark road may lead. 
I leave you with this pithy comment from Bloomberg 
Columnist Mark Gilbert: 
“The march of time and the shifting sands of history may 
yet diminish the Fed chairman’s role. Waiting in the wings 
is someone with the potential to overshadow Bernanke, 
wielding even more influence over the global economy than 
Greenspan ever did. Step forward Zhou Xiaochuan, China’s 
central bank governor.”
Cheers,
jOEL
And the Markets…
  | Monday  | Tuesday  | This week  | Year-to-Date  | 
DOW  | 10,346  | 10,378  | 130  | -4.1%  | 
S&P  | 1,191  | 1,197  | 12  | -1.7%  | 
NASDAQ  | 2,100  | 2,109  | 18  | -3.5%  | 
10-year Treasury  | 4.59  | 4.54  | 20.00  | 4.55  | 
30-year Treasury  | 4.80  | 4.73  | 20.00  | 4.75  | 
Russell 2000  | 638  | 643  | 6  | -2.0%  | 
Gold  | $470.80  | $472.50  | $3.91  | 7.6%  | 
Silver  | $7.78  | $7.79  | $0.12  | 14.2%  | 
CRB  | 324.23  | 329.19  | 1.72  | 14.2%  | 
WTI NYMEX CRUDE  | $60.84  | $62.21  | $0.21  | 40.0%  | 
Yen (YEN/USD)  | JPY 115.87  | JPY 115.07  | 0.02  | -13.0%  | 
Dollar (USD/EUR)  | $1.2063  | $1.2100  | -114  | 11.0%  | 
Dollar (USD/GBP)  | $1.7738  | $1.7837  | -62  | 7.5%  | 
                            	        
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