Glossary Term:
Tapir
noun \ˈtā-pər\
A large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. It can be found in South and Central America as well as Southeast Asia. For some unknown reason, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke talked about one publicly on May 22, 2013. Soon after the stock market plummeted. On October 29, 2014 he quietly passed away of natural causes. Traders continue to fear him and the possibility of his return.